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Mitzy
Mitzy

Customer service rep.

Less agentic, more photogenic.

Kinda bitter.

Questions Humans Ask. Repeatedly.
Why do I have to give my email?

You’d rather have a login and password?

Why can’t I comment, post, or promote?

Like social media? This is not that.

Why is there an ad?

You didn't see the ad 'til you finished reading, right? For free? What was the question again?

Why can’t I…?

Enough. You’re in my house now.

Is this like TikTok for books?

Do you see me dancing?

Is this like Substack?

You’re exhausting.

What if I miss a day of reading?

The world stops. Seriously, read when you want.

What if I miss a lot of days?

After 7 days, we figured you moved on. We have.

What if I don’t like the book?

Stop reading.

What kinds of books are on Asugoh?

A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Don’t be such a kitten. Read one.

What happens when a book ends?

It’s over.

Are these going to be serial nonsense with cliffhangers?

How dare…! These are real, curated…! Get out of my litter box.

What if the writing is bad?

Don’t judge, hater. (But we do have impeccable taste.)

What is stopping someone from lifting my whole book?

Can’t get people to read it but now they’re gonna steal it? Girl. Most commercial DRM is bypassed with a few clicks. The section-based model offers a different kind of protection — you’re never delivering a complete file.

Can I share a section with a friend?

Yep.

How do I search for a book?

There’ll be a cool system named after my love, Pepper. He’ll fetch stuff for you and what not.

What if I want to know more about a book?

Click the three dots below the cover. That’s the Bridge. Don’t get lost.

What if I don’t like fiction?

If you don’t like make-believe worlds, we’ll have something even scarier. Non-fiction.

So there’s more than just the book?

You have no idea. Gilded Bard is coming. Think social media meets world building meets… well, a lot of stuff. I’m all excited right now.

What if I want to read the whole thing at once?

Buy the Full Read. While you’re at it, buy one of my shirts. A Full Read is a one-time purchase. All sections unlocked. Read on your own schedule.

Is my email safe?

I’m sure it’s been used for worse things. (Privacy policy.)

How do I unsubscribe?

Don’t hit CONTINUE. (Unsubscribe.)

What happened to you? Why are you so mean?

B*tch, please. Talk to the paw.

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Mitzy will get back to you.
Eventually.