Customer service rep.
Less agentic, more photogenic.
Kinda bitter.
You’d rather have a login and password?
Like social media? This is not that.
You didn't see the ad 'til you finished reading, right? For free? What was the question again?
Enough. You’re in my house now.
Do you see me dancing?
You’re exhausting.
The world stops. Seriously, read when you want.
After 7 days, we figured you moved on. We have.
Stop reading.
A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Don’t be such a kitten. Read one.
It’s over.
How dare…! These are real, curated…! Get out of my litter box.
Don’t judge, hater. (But we do have impeccable taste.)
Can’t get people to read it but now they’re gonna steal it? Girl. Most commercial DRM is bypassed with a few clicks. The section-based model offers a different kind of protection — you’re never delivering a complete file.
Yep.
There’ll be a cool system named after my love, Pepper. He’ll fetch stuff for you and what not.
Click the three dots below the cover. That’s the Bridge. Don’t get lost.
If you don’t like make-believe worlds, we’ll have something even scarier. Non-fiction.
You have no idea. Gilded Bard is coming. Think social media meets world building meets… well, a lot of stuff. I’m all excited right now.
Buy the Full Read. While you’re at it, buy one of my shirts. A Full Read is a one-time purchase. All sections unlocked. Read on your own schedule.
I’m sure it’s been used for worse things. (Privacy policy.)
Don’t hit CONTINUE. (Unsubscribe.)
B*tch, please. Talk to the paw.